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Offline qubit

A meditation on dumb athletes...
« on: July 09, 2006, 08:14:44 pm »
Why would someone do this?

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_180133016.html

Also, I CALL FOR A CONTEST.  The object is to make the best poster for an on-the-go porn flick with Eddie Griffin as the celebrity spokesman.  As per my other contests, the winner shall receive a free banana.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2006, 11:09:49 pm by theenglishman »
Me: Do you find it odd that CF's top two loves rank last in his Bouncy rankings? x_x
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Me: so do I.

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Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2006, 08:28:39 pm »
LMAO!!!

EDIT:  Seriously, though.  I don't know what to say.  Geez, pull over first, at the least.  Or, even better, don't do it while drunk and in a car.
...I can't stop laughing.
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Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2006, 08:41:39 pm »
...lol XD


Just imagine the embarassment he'll have for a lifetime.
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Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2006, 08:48:05 pm »
Geez, pull over first, at the least.  Or, even better, don't do it while drunk and in a car.
Better yet, do that at home.
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Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2006, 09:33:22 pm »
Geez, pull over first, at the least.  Or, even better, don't do it while drunk and in a car.
Better yet, do that at home.

Damn straight.

This is like, the best thing Ive read in ages XD
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Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2006, 10:44:49 pm »
Geez, pull over first, at the least.  Or, even better, don't do it while drunk and in a car.
Better yet, do that at home.

Damn straight.

This is like, the best thing Ive read in ages XD

Thanks.

And since probably this page will go down in a week or so, I shall preserve it for the ages:


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Suit: Wolves Player Watched Porn, Caused Crash
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(WCCO) Minneapolis On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

The WCCO-TV I-TEAM obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

Interim Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal affairs investigation of the conduct of the two officers who responded to the scene, after the I-TEAM made Dolan aware of allegations about the incident.

Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving.

Griffin's damaged SUV was towed to the Minneapolis impound lot.

Dolan told the I-TEAM he expects impartial policing. Dolan also said officers must get permission to leave the city.

"Obviously, if somebody is drunk and they are driving we want that dealt with by the police officers of Minneapolis," Dolan said.

In the video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, "I can't go to jail."

The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license.

The video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods.

Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove.

The two officers involved in the incident, Daniel Anderson and Matthew Lindquist, have been with the Minneapolis Police Department since October 2001. The officers remain on duty pending the outcome of the internal investigation.
Me: Do you find it odd that CF's top two loves rank last in his Bouncy rankings? x_x
mike89: yes. yes i do.
mike89: but then i find CF odd.
Me: so do I.

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Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2006, 12:24:57 am »
Speaking of dumb, did everyone watch the World Cup final?

Zizou, you twat!

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Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2006, 04:11:01 pm »
Speaking of dumb, did everyone watch the World Cup final?

Zizou, you twat!

Zizou really is lol.

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Me: Do you find it odd that CF's top two loves rank last in his Bouncy rankings? x_x
mike89: yes. yes i do.
mike89: but then i find CF odd.
Me: so do I.

The odds of meeting a TSCer randomly on the street, at any given time anywhere in the world, is approximately 15,785,611 to 1 ... and growing.

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