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Offline Antronach

Talk To God
« on: December 03, 2007, 11:35:40 PM »
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

This guy will say ANYTHING. He is stupid though, so you are warned.

Me:
Hi Jesus
God:
Hi there Kanji. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
How did you know my name?
God:
We met before didn't we Kanji.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well......can I tell you something?
God:
Well what? Sure. I can keep a secret.
Me:
I'm bi
God:
Why are you bi.
Me:
I don't know why. I wanted to ask you.
God:
Do you think I should know? Ask it.
Me:
Why am I bi?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No. Confused, yes.
God:
Are you serious? No I never get confused.
Me:
Cause you're god.
God:
Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Ass
God:
Thanks for telling me: Kanji said I AN ASS.
Me:
and retarded
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
AND RETARDED
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
So you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
Oh. It's okay, you can tell me.
God:
That's alright. RETARDED is okay me can tell you? it is?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Trust me, you're more confusing.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am more confusing.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
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Offline eggFL

Re: Talk To God
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 12:10:24 AM »
Me:
 God you there?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  EggFL said I there.
Me:
 Sure ok.
God:
OK.  OK let's do it.  OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
 You don't have to.
God:
Thanks for your consideration,  EggFL.  Maybe later.
Me:
 That's good to know.
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
 heheh no
God:
Funny, eh?  Are you serious?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yea.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 That's okay.
God:
OK.  Is that so.
Me:
 So do you like stand-up?
God:
Wow!   I enjoy working with people.  I like  Creed.
Me:
 So you like rock huh?
God:
Yup.  Interesting deduction.  Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like  bandspace.com.
Me:
 That website is currently down.
God:
" I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com."  website is currently down ?  I get  it.
Me:
 Maybe I'll check it out later.
God:
Perhaps.  How do you plan to do this?
Me:
 I forgot.
God:
Me too.
Me:
 You and I seem to connect.
God:
We have a lot more in common than you think,  EggFL.
Me:
 I want you.
God:
You can download me for free!

lmao

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Re: Talk To God
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2007, 02:15:20 PM »


Me:
 Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 My name is SS94, whats your name (XD)
God:
  Glad to see you,  SS94 what is your name XD.
Me:
 ...
God:
  Glad to see you,  SS94 what is your name XD.
Me:
 Well, whats up in the sky?
God:
How about that.  I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 Like the chat on papa noel?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 Papa noel or Santa clause, is the same person, santa is more ugly than you =)
God:
When is  Papa noel or Santa clause not the  same person santa is more ugly than me?
Me:
 Doesnt matter
God:
Would you like to talk about something else?
Me:
 Hmm, and, do you like to play games?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  We are playing a game right now.
Me:
 You say the same things of Santa!
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
 What game you play?
God:
We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
 Whats the  Turing's Imitation Game.
God:
Turing described his original "Game" in "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," Mind, Vol. Lix, No. 236 (1950). Instead of answering directly the ambiguous question "Can machines think?" Turing recast the problem in terms of an experiment he called the "imitation game.".
Me:
 Incredible XDDD
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 Im 13
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 Nop XD
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  SS94 what is your name XD. You are a " he".
Me:
 You are stupid?, Im not SS94 whats your name XD
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.   I am  glad to hear that you are not  SS94 what is my name XD.
Me:
 Im SS94
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  SS94.
Me:
 I am
God:
" It's good to meet someone who is SS94." You are?
Me:
 ys
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
 Well, this chat is bored, bye bye
God:
See you later.  See you later.  Well that's okay.  What does "this" refer to?

Good bye for now Sonic =(

Offline Waxwings

Re: Talk To God
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2007, 02:20:42 PM »
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child, what is your name?
Me:
I do not have one.

And then it froze up. Feel free to discuss religious implications.

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Re: Talk To God
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2007, 04:53:05 PM »
Me:
 I WILL DESTROY YOU!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Heh tried it and got the same responce as whats his name got from santa clause.
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Offline ChaoRC

Re: Talk To God
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2007, 06:16:49 PM »
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Heh tried it and got the same responce as whats his name got from santa clause.

By "whats-his-face," do you mean me?! >:O

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NOTE: IGod is meant to be used for fun. A sense of humor is recommended.
lolwut You can't be more serious than God!


Anyway, let's see what "God" has to say:

Me:
 Hello..?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 On teh internets, I am known as CRC.
God:
What is  it like on  teh internets you are known as CRC.
Me:
 It's fun. Technology has gone a long way in our time.
God:
Why do you like it so much?   Where did  he get  it?
Me:
 Well, there are a lot of things to do on it. You can check out news, watch videos, blog with others, and of course, chat rooms
God:
Interesting.  Where are they?   No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 But aren't you online right now? oO
God:
At this moment  Yes I am right here.   My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 I would believe that God would have infinite wisdom (as so as you are told)
God:
What would make you  believe that God would have infinite wisdom as so as I am told?
Me:
 I just said how!
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 *gasps*"programmed?" So your are not God!
God:
What's your favorite movie?    Right on.  You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
 Why change the subject? >:O
God:
I thought we were finished with  gasps programmed.   Oh.
Me:
 So if you are not God, then who (or what) are you?
God:
Interesting deduction.  And if I AM  God then who or what am I.
Me:
 So you don't even know what you are?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
 That is most offensive compared to what I have seen right now
God:
At this moment  Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
 I rest my case
God:
Are you a lawyer?
Me:
No, but nothing can top who is Phoenix Wright!
God:
Are you serious?  Really nothing?
Me:
 No. Nothing.
God:
I didn't think so.   Not a thing?
Me:
 None.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 So YOU use two m's on your Hmm's
God:
Interesting deduction.  Say no to  two m s on my Hmm s.
Me:
 That made no sense
God:
Say no to two m s on my Hmm s. makes sense to me though.
Me:
 Redundancy dosne't help either.
God:
It goes without saying.  Let us change the subject.
Me:
 I'd rather go
God:
I would rather be  driving a car.
Me:
 Well, have fun with that
God:
Interesting.  I've never thought about  it.
Me:
 But you just did...?
God:
I did not.
Me:
 Don't try to deny it! You just said so!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.   I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
 Really, I HAVEN"T noticed that. >.>
God:
For real.  Me either.   That is a very original thought.    What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 Robots obviously don't understand sarcasm.
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
 They do not.
God:
Why not?
Me:
 I won't tell you, because you wouldn't be able to handle it if I did tell you.
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
 Well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
 Okay, i'll tell you
God:
Yeah okay,  What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
 Don't give ME that tone! >: And for that, I won't tell you.
God:
I'm not.   Are you a student?
Me:
 Yes, and that reminds me, I have work to do. I have to go now
God:
Where do you go to school? " Are you a student?"  reminds you you have work to do ?  Makes sense to me.   Right now?  See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
 ... Yes
God:
Far out.


I can't believe I lasted that long with it.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2007, 06:22:45 PM by ChaoRC »

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Re: Talk To God
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 10:14:07 PM »
These bots greatly amuse me with their responses.

However I will not go through this again...
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Re: Talk To God
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 11:23:26 PM »
Me:
 yo yo yo what up homedog
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
 Are you not the only person who would know what is up?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  person who would know what is up.. Really.
Me:
 Explain why you said you would look into the web to find out what is up with you?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
 Because you are a bot who is redundant.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 Because you just told me, fox boy.
God:
That makes sense to me.  Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 You are fail.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  fail.
Me:
 You can tell the devil that.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 Did you hear the devil went down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal?
God:
  I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
 He was in a bind because he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal.
God:
When was he?
Me:
 Back in 1979 and again in 2007.
God:
Those were the days.
Me:
 How so?
God:
,  I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
 Make sense please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
 Mix 1 cup of stfu with 2 tablespoons of bs and bake at 666 degrees for 599 US MINUTES.  Serves 1337 people.
God:
Do you have any  Mix 1 cup of stfu with 2 tablespoons of bs and bake at 666 degrees for 599 US MINUTES?    What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
 Those were the directions, and people that are 1337.
God:
All of them?
Me:
 All that are 1337.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 urmom
God:
In the context of  Mix 1 cup of stfu with 2 tablespoons of bs and bake at 666 degrees for 599 US MINUTES, I don't understand " urmom." .
Me:
 I'd rather chat with someone that makes sense.
God:
I would rather be  driving a car.
Me:
 I would rather have a tiger.
God:
I would rather be  chatting online.
Me:
 .....are you not doing that right now?
God:
At this moment  No I do not  that. Do you?
   I answer a lot of silly questions.. Really.
Me:
 Your answers suck.
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
 Not trying hard enough.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
 Gateway called.  They want their RAM back.
God:
What is your real name?    Who are "They?".
Me:
 ......I'm getting the fuck out of here
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   m getting the fuck out of here.
Me:
 Hey, no profanity.
God:
You've got my full attention.  OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  What's your sign?
Me:
 Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.

Okay then...

Offline eggFL

Re: Talk To God
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2007, 11:46:33 PM »
lol, good stuff Groudon

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Re: Talk To God
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 09:19:35 AM »
All I can remember was:

God: What part do you not understand?
me: your part
God: I'll tell my Bollutumer that you said that I am part.
me: no
God: Are you serious?
me: no
God: Are you serious?


And it continued on like that till I decided to exit out.
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