During the marathon, money was donated on the condition that I watch several episodes of My Little Pony. I'm a man of my word, so today I clicked over to Private Browsing mode in Firefox, went to YouTube, and watched the first episode (and don't tell me I should've watched a different one, as starting at the beginning is simply the logical thing to do >_>). I'll watch other episodes in time, but for now, here's a stream of consciousness I had while watching the first one.
unicorn powers, oh man, here we go
wicked mare, it's serious now -- why can't they just take turns, I kind of like the night
HOLY SHIT CHAOS EMERALDS
this title theme, oh man, why is th- oh was that a dragon, that's half-manly I guess, gimme more of that
actual galloping sound effects, wow
and now the dragon's hit with a door, he's the butt monkey, isn't he? shit.
okay, the purple pony just got an erection on its forehead... there, NOW it's a horn
I wonder if anypony ever gets jealous that spike has hands and is bipedal
he just stabbed that parchment pretty hard, how didn't it tear
christ, twilight, spike looks young, cut him a break on the vocabulary
so the male flying ponies or pegasuses or whatever make real horse noises? I sense gender bias
oh man, here's RPGnutter's favorite pony
that spike laughing at the handshake, I really hope he's the snarky one with a sense of "this is all ridiculous"
granny smith apple, how clever
okay, if I were normal, and somebody that could fly and control weather came up to me while I was next to a fucking dragon, I'd feel pretty ripped off by God
tiny clouds are tiny, smaller than a hoof
so all of the characters outside of twilight and spike are going to be batshit insane god fuckING DAMMIT
only eight minutes to go!
you just talked to birds and you can't believe spike tal- oh, twilight sparkle DOES do practical magic. still kind of prefer flying to summoning magic, I would still feel ripped off
this party's gonna make twilight snap, isn't it
they ARE crazy, I'm glad we agree, Twilight
gentlecorts? the only males I saw couldn't talk! come to think of it, reproduction must be hard like that
all this magic, and a pony still needs glasses? surely they can fix that with MAGIC~
she's gone! they say having looked for five seconds
oh, shit is going DOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN
that aura on the black bitch, that's the first sign of evil, nobody righteous is allowed to have that, it's a law or something
see, there's that forever night again, why can't they just make day and night 24-hour affairs instead of half-day things? it'd solve EVERYTHING!