>create a gap in space and time and drop the phone booth on DarkspinesSonic
After opening a gap in space and time, you are prevented from placing anything in the rift by the entrance of parallel-universe TSCers, led by Neklor. You begin, through some curious questions, to discuss the differences between your worlds, and the relative advantages and disadvantages of each. It turns out that at that moment in time, the alt-TSCers were having a convention, when their user Shanic opened a rift in space and time and they walked through it.
Disaster strikes. Neklor is struck through the head by a bullet. Turning, you all see, in the distance, a man known as ShadowBC, who FC explains to you has been intending to overthrow Neklor for some time. Being the gallant hero that you are, you immediately head straight at ShadowBC to stop his tyranny. However, you have apparently immediately forgotten that he just sniped someone, like two seconds ago, you idiot. A second bullet hits you in the middle of your forehead.
*You spend the ensuing abso-fucking-lutely awesome pan-dimensional war as a corpse from the start*